05 September 2010

Altered Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. 
She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest.

As you shall make your bed so.... shall you mess it up.
Strike while the.... bug is close.

Its always darkest before.... daylight savings time.

Don't bite the hand that..... looks dirty.

A miss is as good as a....Mr.
If you lie down with the dogs..... you'll stink in the morning.

The pen is mightier than the...pigs.

An idle mind is..... the best way to relax.

Where there's smoke, there's....pollution.

Happy the bride who.... gets all the presents.

A penny saved is.....not much.

Two's company, three's..... the musketeers.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...you have to blow your nose.

When the blind leadeth the blind......get out of the way.